BATAL KAWIN
Di sore hari terlihat 3 orang pemuda (Cuplis, Cimot, Bedul) yang sedang bertukar cerita tentang pernikahan mereka yang batal.
Cuplis : Mot, kamu kenapa batal nikah, bukannya seharusnya bulan lalu kamu nikahnya,
Cimot : Iya Plis, aku batal nikah karena kami Beda Agama.
Kalau kamu kenapa Plis, bukannya kamu juga seharusnya 2 minggu lalu nikahnya.
Cuplis : Iya, kami batal nikah karena kami Beda Suku.
Cuplis & Cimot : Eh Bedul, kamu diem aja, kalau kamu juga batal nikah kenapa ? bukannya seharusnya malah minggu lalu nikahnya
Bedult : Iya nih Plis / Mot, kami batal nikah karena kami Beda Kelamin.
Cuplis & Cimot : ???
Thanks & best Regards
Zumey
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From: Eva
Sent: Wednesday, November 28, 2012 1:56 PM
To: Guyon-Yook@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [Guyon-Yook] SUARA BINATANG
Pada suatu hari di ruang kelas Taman Kanak-kanak pembelajaran mengenai suara binatang sedang diajarkan oleh seorang guru.
Guru : Ayo anak-anak sekarang tirukan suara binatang dan sebutkan nama binatang nya ya..!!
Ali : Guk, guk, guk… anjing
Guru : bagus Ali, ayo siapa lagi yang bisa?
Dewi : meong, meong, meong…kucing Bu.
Guru : bagus, ayo sekarang Ferdi giliran kamu..
Ferdi : mbee..mbeeee.. mbee.. kambing bu.
Guru : pintar..!! ayo sekarang giliran kamu Andre
Andre : hai cantik, sendirian aja nich, abang temenin ya..??
Guru : Andre, itu suara binatang apa..???!!!
Andre : buaya darat Bu..^_^
Guru : Grrrgghhh……!!!!!!!???
Regards,
Eva. Y
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