[Guyon-Yook] Tombo ngelu

Buat temen2 para cendekia Tombo ngelu )..


Trio SMS dadi mahasiswa, tp beda jurusan. Bengi kuwi wong 3 iku lagi neng warung angkringan.

Mukri: Ora sia-sia aku njupuk PERTANIAN. Aku isa nggabungke 2 jenis tanduran dadi jenis anyar, huehehe...
Sodron: Wow! Tanduran apa wae kuwi Kri?
Mukri: Wit bayem karo klopo Dron.
Sodron: Trus jenenge apa kuwi?
Mukri : Kuwi tak jenengi URAP!!
*Sodron keloloden gelas.
Sodron: Wong edyaan!!

Mukri: Lha awakmu neng PETERNAKAN isa nemokne apa Dron?
Sodron: Nek aku durung dadi penemuan kok Kri. Lagi riset tapi gagal terus ki.
Mukri: Lha apa?
Sodron: Aku karo kanca-kancaku lagi njajal ngawinke wedhus karo babi.
Mukri: Ekstrim tenan kuwi Dron!!
Sodron: Tp gagal terus Kri...
Mukri: Lha gagal merga apa?
Sodron: Masalahe ditolak MUI jare haram. *mukri salto memburi. 

Mukri: Kampret!! Nek ngomong waton.
Sak nalika Darmojo sing awit mau meneng wae, melu crita
Darmojo: Nek masalah penemuan ki cah TEHNIK jagone!!
Mukri+Sodron: Penemuan apa Jo?
Darmojo: Iki proyek rahasia. Mung kowe kowe thok sing tak critani. Tlg dijaga aja nganti bocor.
Mukri+Sodron: I..iya Jo..
Darmojo: Aku ra pengen barang iki dicekel wong jahat. Wah isa kacau.
Darmojo(mbisik): Ssstt... aku nemokne alat sing isa ngontrol kendaraan seka jarak jauh!!
Mukri+Sodron: WOW!!
Darmojo (mbisik): aja mbengok goblog!! Alat iki wis tak jajal wingi neng ngarep pasar sing rame kae.
Mukri+Sodron (mbisik): Sukses ra?
Darmojo: Alhamdulilah sukses. Huahaha!!
Mukri+Sodron: Kendaraan apa wae isa dikontrol?
Darmojo: Sing rada angel mung becak. Mungkin setelan gelombange wae sing kurang pas. Tapi liyane lancar. Huahaha!!
Mukri: Wah jos tenan kowe Jo!! (karo mijeti Darmojo)
Sodron: Isa sugih kowe Jo. (karo ndulangi Darmojo gorengan)
Mukri: Tp alat kuwi wis mbok jenengi 'rung Jo?
Darmojo: Uwis lah..
Mukri+Sodron: Jenenge apa Jo?
Darmojo : Amarga aku laire dina Rebo Pon lan rupaku gagahe mirip Ariel.. Alat kuwi tak jenengi...SEMPRITan...
Mukri+Sodron: *Gembelengan ambek jumpalitan
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Let's doing business without being evil
Mobilnya boleh murahan, tapi attitude harus berkelas
Once a bitch, always a bitch ... what I say 


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