Re: [Guyon-Yook] Atos

Kisa nyata:

Neneknya orang jawa....cucunya tinggal dibanten. ketika silaturahim ke
neneknya di jogja
si nenek kasih makan tahu untuk cucunya:

Nenek : Cu dipangan tahu gorengnya
Cucu : Atos Mbah....
Nenek :(ngeyel).enggak....nggak atos....cu...
Cucu : (kesel) iiiihhhhh,,,,,Atos Mbah...
Nenek : Ora...ora..atos Ndo......., piye toh....tahu lembek koyo ngene
dibilang atos...
Cucu :Mamah...mamah..mbah dah gila yah...masa ade gak mau makan tahunya
lagi diomelin...>_<

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From: "bram" <bramantyaanindhita@yahoo.com>
Sent: Friday, October 18, 2013 1:35 PM
To: <Guyon-Yook@yahoogroups.com>
Subject: [Guyon-Yook] Atos

> Dua ibu2 gantian pake toilet... Ibu pertama orang Jawa..
> Pas selesai, di pintu ditanya sama si ibu dua yg sunda..
> 'Atos bu?'
>
> Jawab : "Ah nggak Jeng... Lembek ... Agak mules"
>
> .--
>
> Pasangan pengantin baru cweknya sunda .... cowoknya jawa.
> Pas malam pertama ..... kenapa selalu malam pertama ya ..ganti ganti
> ...... yo wis sebulan sebelum menikah mereka melakukan ritual colongan ...
> toh bakalan dinikahi guman si perempuan sunda .....
>
> pas lagi cublak cublak suweng dan hot hot nya dengan HP tinggi menuju
> 1/16 ketukan per detik :
> cewek sunda : Atos mas .... Atos .....
> Cowok Jawa : Jamune apik dik .....
>
>
> --
>
>
> Cerita truk dengan rem tangan yg kurang berfungsi, ketika mau berangkat
> kerja, si sopir yg orang sunda menyuruh kernet yg orang jawa untuk melepas
> ganjel ban.
>
> Sopir: ganjel na cokot
> Kernet: atos
>
> Tapi truk gak bisa jalan, trus sang sopir tereak lagi,
>
> Sopir: ganjel na cokot
> Kernet: atos
>
> Tapi truk gak bisa jalan, trus sang sopir tereak lagi,
>
> Dst, dst, dst.....
>
> Terusin ndiri ya
>
>
> Hahhahahahha!!
> ---
>
> Let's doing business without being evil
> Sipil pake atribut aparat = banci
> Mobilnya boleh murahan, tapi attitude harus berkelas
>
> salam;
>
> Bramantya
>
> TFC-002
> PiCa-0291
> Bramantya/MetBlackEscape09/B1576EFB/Bekasi
> YD 1 DXW
>
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>
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GUYOK-YOOK : PENGHARUM MULUT TANPA PERLU GOSOK GIGI
Alami dan Tanpa bahan pengawet. Aman bagi ibu hamil
Jika mulut masih bau ya kumur2 donk, masa ngupil...
===================================================
Dijual bebas tanpa surat dokter apalagi surat tilang
NO PROFIT, NO CHATTING, NO SPAM, NO SARA, NO TERORIST,
NO ALCOHOL, NORAK LUUUU.......
===================================================
Mo Nyengir?
kirim email kosong ke
guyon-yook-subscribe@yahoogroups.com

Udah gabung tapi kagak terima email lagi..
Itu namanya bouncing..idih Capeekk deh ...

Supaya Email Kagak Dieleminasi ?
postingan maks. 200kb, rapi dan udah disisir,
masih fresh dari oven, kagak basi apalagi udah bau jempol,
100 persen guyon/joke/humor/banyolan/lelucuan/hahaha/hihihi,

Tanggapan maks. 2 email/subject, emangnya berbalas pantun..
dan paling penting, rajin kirim cemilan buat Godfather sama Oom moddy
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