[Guyon-Yook] Bunuh diri

Seorang cw ingin bunuh diri, dia berdiri dtepi jembatan. Kbetulan Lewat Topan si bujang lapuk, mlihat cw itu mulailah dia mlancarkan rayuan dgn jurus syair mautnya"duhai wanita idaman, sdg apa grangan dinda bdiri dsana"..?
Cewek : Jgn cegah saya..? Saya Mau bunuh diri !#ketus#
Topan : "Baiklah, kanda takan mencegah, namun sudilah brikan kcupan dinda yg trakhir sbg knangan"
Tanpa ragu cw menghampiri Nanggo & brikan kcupan yg sangat mesra & bergairah dbibirnya & Nanggo pun mbalas mlumat bibir & lidah si gadis yg mulai mdesah2 mbangkitkan birahi, stelah skian lama mrk bciuman Topan pun bertanya
Topan : "Dinda, sungguh lembut nan nikmatnya kcupanmu. 1 hal yg kanda mau tanya, knp dinda mau bunuh diri?"
Sambil ter-isak2 si cw menjawab.."Hidup sy sdh ta brarti Bang, ke 2 orang tua saya mlarang saya berdandan sperti wanita..hiks hiks..."
Topan : Cuih. Cuih.. Kampreet.. najis..Banci sialaan lu,,!!:s :p :p :'( >:O Nyeburr sonoo.. Mampuss ajaaa luu..>:O
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